DAUL (L)

I like to fork myself.

This happened to me yesterday when i was walking to the bus stop in front of the train station. Except the difference with Daul and myself is that I was in too much disbelief over it and just stared at them. Its such a shame that comebacks only come to me after reflecting over the situation. I wonder how this is hilarious or necessary in anyway at all. It happens occasionally, which is extra sad in a country like Australia, but luckily it hasnt happened at uni, if it did i'd cry and probably never go back.
The people that did it were horrible people too, they were the type that sat in front of the train station all day and smoked. gross people.

Christian Bale:

I watched American Psycho last weekend. Which is quite suprising really, especially due to me not watching anything containing gore and slashers and horror. For example, Shannon and I sat on the floor listening to our ipods when we went to see Saw 3 for Marlee's birthday, before we decided we could'nt handle it anymore and left after ten minutes. But Bret Easton Ellis could not keep me away, even after the shit fest that was the film version of Less Than Zero.
Anyway, Christian Bale is probably one of the most fascinating and terrifying people ever. He's excellent, but you would never ever ever want to make him angry. He's such an intense man in real life and films. Though, I never thought he was that heart stopping attractive, like Clive Owen.

But, I did find this:

science of sleep

Ive been having strange dreams lately.

One night after harry potter i had a dream and a nightmare in the same night. It involved Lucious Malfoy chasing after me in the ocean. That was after watching the Half Blood Prince.

For the past two nights, ive had dreams of Jim Carrey being my father, and then him passing away.

I can see why i would be dreaming about Harry Potter, but where did Jim Carrey come from?

Pain:

I'm in so much pain right now. Its purely physical too. I went outside to put out the washing this morning, and I sneezed, then my back totally crushed itself. So i went to the chiropractor, who i have never had to go see in my life because i am usually of tip top health. We discussed the atrocity that is Julie going into the final of Masterchef, which is like the most unfair television decision ever, even though I despised Chris. But now apparently, i have weak back ligaments, due to: being lefthanded, eating to much sugar, not eating enough fish oils and multi vitamins.
IM IN SO MUCH PAIN RIGHT NOW. All I can do is try and sit comfortably, with a lap top on my lap. I have the tv turned on, and I would very much like to watch some Veronica Mars, but thats means movement, so right now im stuck watching a show about angry rabbits on the Disney Channel, because my damn brother chooses to watch this, and changing the channel means moving upstairs.

But at least the upside to this has been: Richard Gasquet!
Go MAAAAAAN! Killed two birds with one stone, Reeeeeeshar!
But I must admit, reading this document made me suffer from excruciating second hand embarassment.
Because things like this:

and this:


is information you dont ever really want to share with anybody. Poor boy. Forever he will be known for this, instead of his majestic backhand.

Okay, and what im not understanding is the backlash against Gasquet. Today The Age wrote an article comparing Shane Warne's 2003 suspension to Richard's two and a half month suspension, calling it unfair. All other media articles seem to be in disbelief over the small suspension too. But what I dont understand is, well yeah, a kiss may be an unbelievable excuse, but what if the person in question was tested and found to have a whole line's worth in their body? This person would get the maximum penalty of a two year suspension, yes? So does a player who is found to have "a grain of salt's worth" in their body deserve to receive two, or even one, year? Obviously, by only finding such a tiny amount contaminating the body, it surely cant mean that the offender purposefully took the drugs? It would have been ridiculous and unfair to be sentencing anyone for over a year, especially to a non-performance enhanding drug.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:

Hiroshi: Emi, what does he (mad eye moody) keep drinking?
Emi: just watch it, and you'll find out.
Hiroshi: is it...urine or something?
Emi: WHAT?!?!

Woo! Sophie bought tickets to Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince for her and I for Wednesday night! I'm so insanely excited, ive been watching Emma Watson/Daniel Radcliffe/ Rupert Grint interviews on youtube. Oh Rupert, why are you so adorable?
I remember everyone making fun of Stef in year 7 because she thought he was a cutie, but it turns out she was right.